Miracles Explained - First Verse

America and the Internet are being won over by Insane Clown Posse's latest video Miracles, in which clown-themed rappers Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent J marvel at the world around them.
If magic is all we've ever known,
Then it's easy to miss what really goes on.
But I've seen miracles in every way,
And I see miracles everyday.


But are the rappers from Insane Clown Posse really witnessing miracles? I decided to examine the veracity of their claims. After all, if we can't trust clown-themed Christian rappers with our metaphysics, then who can we trust?

Internet comedy writers, of course.

Levi Johnston posted the ICP video a couple weeks ago, but I think we should all take a moment to refresh our memories. It's always a great idea to start your day with a little clown affirmation. Think of Miracles as a greasy, weed-stinking Desiderata.

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