Halloween Safety: An Educational Film From 1977 By Centron

Halloween. It's not a holiday. It's a day of murder. A Murderday. Murder, mayhem, poisonings, child abductions, car accidents, grenade explosions, scorpion attacks, children melting in angry pools of magma spewed forth by stygian hounds right before your very eyes... it's one hell of a dangerous time to go outside. And yet, here you sit, letting my warning pass you on by as you daydream about which costume to wear this Halloween. Just what the hell is wrong with you? Have you no interest in self-preservation? Well... I think it's high time you get a lesson in safety. Halloween Safety!

Oh sure, you can cry all you want, but you're gonna sit here and learn from this important educational film about the dangers of going trick-or-treating on Halloween. Yes, it's a film from 1977... but so what!? Do you think that makes it dated? It's no more dated than the last educational film I reviewed about bicycle safety and monkeys. And whether or not you like to admit it, I saved your life by exposing you to the lessons learned in that film. I expect to save your life once again by showing you this one today. So let's take a look at the 1977 "Halloween Safety" educational film by Centron.

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