A Doom Vault??

A couple weeks ago I somehow crash-landed on a Wikipedia page for the mysterious Svalbard archipelago. There I learned for the first time about Svalbard's tormented existence as a cold land overrun with polar bears and permafrost, as beautiful a place as it is hateful of humans. This is a plain of existence where nature itself seems to cry out, "Rarhhh!! Here are some polar bears to eat your faces you stupid fucks trying to live here." As many have learned the hard way, nature is indeed a coarse mistress.

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