Philosophy Sunday: Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?

Welcome again to Philosophy Sunday, our occasional feature where we discuss matters of great philosophical importance in the dense and serious way Something Awful is known for. A few months ago we managed to get together some of the best philosophers in the business for a meeting of the minds. Today, I am proud to say that we have managed that again, and would like to introduce another esteemed panel. Before we hear from them though, I’d like to bring out a special guest announcer, Indiana Jones, to introduce today's topic:

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