fredag, mai 20, 2011

The Official Rapture / End of the World FAQ

It has recently come to my attention that the world is going to end on Saturday, May 21st. If you are reading this article at a date later than 05-21-11, then... I hate to be the one to break it to you... but you somehow missed it. Maybe you slept through it, or you possess very poor observational skills. Regardless, as a selfless public service for the betterment of mankind, I have created this FAQ to help the ignorant masses by answering the most common questions or concerns regarding this incredible event. In addition to educating people, this will undoubtedly help me get into Heaven, which is going to be totally awesome and will suck for you since, if you are reading Something Awful, you're undoubtedly some sort of horrible deviant sociopath.