The Four Most Hilariously Awful Things About Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation

If you're a fan of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre franchise, you may have some mixed feelings when it comes to the fourth film in the series - Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation. You may hate it because of the atrocious acting, and the general awfulness of the plot. On the other hand, you may hate it because it took everything about the series and made it stupid and silly. Whatever the case, I think we can agree that this installment of the series was... unique. I think we can also agree that "unique" is not the same as "good".

We could have done a movie feature piece on the movie, and I could've broken down everything that was wrong with the movie, starting with the nonsensical transition from high school prom to backwoods massacre. We could have done this, but after watching the film, I realized something: much of what's wrong with this movie, much of what went horribly wrong and turned it from a horror film into an unintentional surrealist comedy, can be boiled down into four events. Four black holes into which this movie was sucked. Four shit-spewing geysers that erupted regularly in this movie. Four very bad decisions that will stop you from taking any part of this movie seriously.

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