Vampires, Vampires, Vampires!

Everybody loves vampires! And what's not to love? Great clothes, up all night, sleep all day, never die, loads of super powers, plus, the chicks totally dig you. On the down side, there's constant hunger, nude beaches are mostly empty at night and if a vampire hunter gets lucky and kills your undead self, you totally go to hell. In short, being a vampire kicks ass except for the ways it totally sucks. (Note to self: try to be more erudite in the unlikely event of a second draft.)

So, sit back, relax, have yourself a nice warm cup of BLOOD and lets take a look see at the pros and cons of some well known vampires in a format sure to be even more amusing than that blood drinking joke.

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