25 things I have learned in 50 years!

Dave Barry er en kar jeg ikke hadde hørt om før i dag men det gjør ingenting, her er 25 ting han til slutt har lært seg. Flere av dem går rett inn inn som gullkorn.

3. People who feel the need to tell you that they have an excellent sense of humor are telling you that they have no sense of humor.

7. They can hold all the peace talks they want, but there will never be peace in the Middle East. Billions of years from now, when Earth is hurtling toward the Sun and there is nothing left alive on the planet except a few microorganisms, the microorganisms living in the Middle East will be bitter enemies.

12. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

21. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.