Operation Clambake presents: The Clam FAQ

All over the Internet, the latest questions in response to well-known controversies at alt.religion.scientology (ARS) seems to be, "What is this bit about clams?" "Why do people on ARS think this is funny?", and the ever popular, "Can I be in on the joke?"

Well, here are some answers to all of this and more. L. Ron Hubbard late in 1952 wrote a book called What To Audit, later renamed The History Of Man. The book is still sold by the Church Of Scientology and it contains many of the basic beliefs of the Church Of Scientology. It is considered by many connoisseurs of kook literature as a true classic of kook nonsense and it is well worth looking for this book in used books stores if you are indeed interested in a book that proves that there isn't anything so stupid that people won't believe in it if it's in a book.

L. Ron Hubbard in the introduction claimed it was "a cold blooded look at your last 60 trillion years." How could this be wrong? He also claimed his book finally proved the theory of evolution.

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